Wag Committee (Official
document)
* P.E.S.T.S. = Presenter Enemies Stirring the
S*** --- P.E.S.T.S. are : Andy Mack,(Bluewater
Radio) Andy Ross, (Andy's Ceilidh and Elgin Radio) and occasionally, John Da
Prof Mathieson and Ben (Moray Firth Radio)
*F.M. Founder Member
ANNE SMITH Shetland Branch (FM) ----
C.E.O. Chief Entertainment officer.
DUTIES -- To ensure all W.A.G.s act in a
serious , respectable and responsible manner at all times ----- alternatively !!
To guide and direct the W.A.G. committee into high jinx, mirth, and
sky larking on a regular basis.
MARY DAVIDSON Canadian Branch(F.M.)----
PRESIDENT and CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER
DUTIES -- To supervise bi monthly meetings in Tim
Hortons, Brampton Ontario.
To provide regular enemas to cleanse the P.E.S.T.S.
To provide HEAVY sedation for the P.E.S.T.S. in times of peril.
SADY BRINE (Caadian Branch F.M.)----
PRESIDENT OF VICE ---- Very Industrious Computer
Executive
DUTIES To keep all W.A.G.s wired up and plugged in to events in
Bluewater Radio and elsewhere.
To groom the wee-est W.A.G. into a lifetime of high jinx, mirth and skylarking
MAE MACDONALD KERR Canadian Branch ( F.M.)--
SECRETARY and HEAD OF UNIFORM DEPT.
DUTIES -- To keep P.E.S.T.S stitched up
and W.A.G.s fully clothed at all times.
Chief kilt inspector at all Scottish events.
BRENDA HUNTER Irish Branch(F.M.)--- CHIEF
FINANCIAL OFFICER and OVERSEER OF THE W.A.G INSTITUTE OF IRISH INSANITY.
DUTIES -- To ensure bail is readily
available. Bail shall be immediately withdrawn from any W.A.G. seen to be nice to the
P.E.S.T.S.
NANCY WILKINSON Australian Branch ( F.M.)---
Australian coordinator and representative of the W.A.G union of upsidedoon uproar.
DUTIES To keep P.E.S.T.S. dancing to OUR tune and to keep them
on their toes.
To keep boomerangs polished and ready for launching at the enemy.
JOHN KELLY American Branch ( F.M.)---
Co chair of the Northern Californian chapter of W.A.G.s
DUTIES --- Broomstick flight co-ordinator and
W.A.G. technology advisor.
BILL MACDONALD Canadian Branch
( F.M.)-- CANADIAN COMMITTEE MEMBER and MEAT INSPECTOR
DUTIES -- To inspect the offal
P.E.S.T.S. for any glimmer of goodness .
To Banish the BLUES.
Co - opted onto Wag committee for displaying proper credentials of respectability and
decorum !!!!.
Linda Zelenski (Worldwide traveller)-
Official Band agent.
Sheena Mathieson (Scotland). - The
"quiet "!! decoy.
Duncan Davidson (Canada)- Mistress of disguise
Wag Junior Section
Mackenzie Brine - Junior hair raiser.
Official Wag band. North
Sea Gas
Official Wag Chaplain -
The VERY Reverend, professor John Mathieson. (God be with you. )
Aims and Objectives of the W.A.G.
committee.
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To foster, organize and encourage mayhem for the
P.E.S.T.S.. |
| 2. |
To assist people through leisure time activities
to develop their physical, mental and spiritual capabilities, that they may fully mature
as W.A.G.s |
| 3. |
To use specific knowledge to torment hassle and
pester the P.E.S.T.S. |
| 4. |
To abide by committee policies and promote UNequal
opportunities. |
| 5. |
To insure against possible lawsuit. |
| 6. |
To display strategic vision for future activities.
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| 7. |
To alter particular rules when necessary. |
| 8. |
Members must show integrity, commitment, the
ability to think creatively, tact , fairness and a fast pair of heels. |
| 9. |
Members must display intense knowledge of the type
of work undertaken by the organization. |
| 10. |
The committee has the right to co-opt individuals
who demonstrate proper credentials or who render "special" services. |
| 11. |
The management committee has the right to withdraw
membership from any member seen fraternizing with the enemy. |
| 12. |
Committee members must be available to come to the
aid of any W.A.G. under threat from the P.E.S.T.S |
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All W.A.G.s MUST
BE --- Game for a laugh, Prepared to take occasional risks, Prepared to work as
a team, Be brave (but it's OK to be afraid), Be ready to capture the fun side of
life, Be willing to keep fun respectable, and above all
Be prepared to have a laugh and a half with the P.E.S.T.S.
KEEP SMILIN.
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